Our goal is simple: to build the most intense and terrifying haunted trail possible — something unlike anything else in the area — while relying solely on community donations to keep the experience affordable for everyone.

BEFORE YOU RESERVE — READ THIS.

Wicked Woods has free and donation-supported reservations. Both are limited.

Donation reservations require a minimum $10 donation per person. That money helps pay for the fuel, fog, makeup, costumes, props, construction, lighting, sound, safety equipment, and all the other bullshit required to turn a perfectly good piece of property into a place where grown adults piss their pants.

Want to donate more? Go nuts. You can increase it at checkout. Just input any donation amount over $10 in the amount box

Don’t want to donate? Take a free spot! Nobody is coming after your wallet. Just don’t wait until they’re gone and then bitch about it.

A small processing fee is charged by the third-party reservation system. Wicked Woods does not charge it. So please direct your angry paragraph elsewhere.

RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED.

Not because we enjoy making your life difficult, but they keep attendance, parking, and safety under control and prevent the place from becoming a giant clusterfuck.

THIS IS NOT A HAPPY SAPPY “BOO PALACE”.

Wicked Woods is an EXTREME haunted attraction.

Expect darkness, tight spaces, crawling, loud noises, intense lighting, getting dirty, disorienting effects, and situations designed to make you uncomfortable.

THE TRAIL HAS OBSTACLES

If you can’t crawl, squeeze, get dirty, or handle being uncomfortable, save yourself the embarrassment and turn around now.

Want the worse version? Ask for a glow stick when checking in. That tells our actors you volunteered for the upgraded experience. You may be grabbed, pulled, separated from your group, moved around, and pushed outside your comfort zone. Our actors want to see you tap or piss yourself.

We’re not here to hurt you. We’re here to scare the absolute shit out of you.

YOU clicked the button.

YOU drove here.

YOU walked through the gate.

This was YOUR stupid idea.

If you suddenly regret your decision…

GOOD. THE HAUNT IS WORKING.

By reserving, you acknowledge that a waiver is required and that providing your name confirms you have read, understood, and agreed to all applicable terms and requirements.

BEFORE YOU WASTE EVERYONE’S TIME…

1. ONLINE RESERVATIONS ONLY.

Think you’re gonna roll up and reserve at the gate? That’s adorable. You can’t. If you didn’t reserve online, congratulations—you just drove out here for absolutely nothing.

2. YOUR TIME SLOT ISN’T A SUGGESTION.


Show up when you’re supposed to. Not an hour early because you’re “excited.” Not an hour late because you stopped for gas, food, cigarettes, or your cousin’s birthday. We have limited parking and hundreds of people trying to get in. After you’ve gone through, please don’t linger for hours. We are very limited on parking! Don’t be that person.

3. SOLD OUT MEANS… WAIT FOR IT… SOLD OUT.


There isn’t a secret stash of reservations hidden under the counter. Crying, begging, bribing, or telling us how far you drove won’t magically create one.

4. CHECK YOUR EMAIL.


If you made a reservation, you’ll get a confirmation email with a QR code. That’s how this works. Welcome to the 21st century.

5. NO EMAIL? YOU PROBABLY DON’T HAVE A RESERVATION.

If all you have is a pending charge and zero confirmation email, your payment probably didn’t go through. Your bank will usually clean up the pending charge in a few days. Yelling at our check-in crew won’t speed up your bank.

6. DON’T TAKE IT OUT ON OUR STAFF.


They’re here to scare people, scan QR codes, and survive the night—not listen to a 20-minute speech about why the rules shouldn’t apply to you.

7. READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU COME.

It’ll save you a trip, save us a headache, and keep the line moving. Everyone wins… except the monsters. They were hoping you’d panic.

8.AGE LIMIT

If you think your kids are too young… they’re too young. Trust your gut. This isn’t a playground, a Disney ride, or a friendly little walk through the woods with a flashlight.

This is an aggressive haunted attraction and is not suitable for persons under the age of 14. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.

Please use common sense. Do not bring your beautiful baby, your toddler, or the child you still have to carry through the trail. Seriously… What is wrong with you?

We love a good scare, but we also love not being responsible for explaining to a terrified 3-year-old why he’s going to have life long trauma.

Know your child. Know what you’re getting into.

A FEW THINGS BEFORE YOU ENTER THE WOODS…

Severe Weather Policy:

In the event of severe weather, we will close the trail. Unfortunately, Mother Nature does not care that you bought a reservation, and lightning, flooding, and falling trees tend to ruin the whole “fun night of being chased in the woods” experience. Safety first… even for the brave souls who think they’re invincible.

Accessibility Notice:

We regret to inform you that our haunted trail is not wheelchair accessible. We know, shocking news — an outdoor trail through the woods filled with dirt, roots, rocks, and uneven ground is not exactly a luxury paved walkway.

Dress Appropriately:

Please wear appropriate clothing and shoes. This is an outdoor haunted trail… not a stroll through a climate-controlled shopping mall. Expect dirt, mud, uneven terrain, and the possibility of your shoes actually touching the outdoors. Leave the flip-flops and fancy shoes at home — your feet will thank you.

Wicked Woods Haunted Trail
181 Ole Orchard Dr.
Clear Brook, VA 22624

See you in the woods…If you actually have a reservation.